Thursday, January 19, 2006

Been Laid Lately?

I'm not going to spend much time on this one, since it's a volatile topic requiring much more dialog than I care to offer right now. But given his latest threats and comments, I have to say that Bin Laden has finally morphed into the very politician he purports to loathe. Pathetic really. He fashions himself some rebel leader with anti-establishment ideals, yet his methodology is riddled with propaganda, empty intentions and spin so bad it makes the Bush Administration look like the picture of PR perfection. I suppose he's onto something though ... look how many millions buy into Bush's bullshit.

The duality of Bin Laden's existence is fairly interesting. It's like the punk who sells his soul in exchange for a role in "the game." Sure, he still carries himself like a legit Muslim, complete with the look, the walk and the talk. But under it all he's nothing more than a lousy politician. Fucking sell out. He's a fag anyway.

[NOTE TO THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW ME: I'm being sarcastic here. The hate you think you see in this speech doesn't really exist. Yes, Bin Laden is a fool, and that's no lie. But I have too many gay friends and family members and too much respect for them to truthfully insult them like that]

Speaking of which, Pitchfork recently reported that the film American Hardcore will debut at this year's Sundance Film Festival. As Pitchfork's hack accurately pointed out, there's enough contradiction in that one that nothing more need be said. I'm sure there's value in the film, and I still plan to see it.

But Sundance??